chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life
oh, the things parents do to avoid TALKING TO THEIR CHILDREN AS ACTUAL PEOPLE
i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”
i could use a good laugh
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
my bed is bedder than yours
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
can we just talk about how amazing vaginas are?
Avoiding spoilers on tumblr